Terms and Conditions

Effective Date: 10 May 2025

1. Overview

This website offers personalised poems and roast content, created using artificial intelligence based on user-submitted information. The service is intended for fun and entertainment purposes only.

By using this site, you agree to the following terms:

2. Pricing & Payment

• The cost of each service is advertised on the website and subject to change.
• Payments are processed securely via Stripe

3. Refunds Policy

We aim to delight! If you're not satisfied:

• Just let us know — we’ll refund you. No quibbles.
• Refunds are typically processed within 3–5 working days

4. Use at Your Own Risk

• You are responsible for the content you provide
• You agree to only include information you're comfortable sharing
• We use AI to generate content. While we do our best to moderate output, we accept no liability for:
  • Emotional impact
  • Factual errors
  • Offence caused
• The output is not guaranteed to be accurate, appropriate, or grammatically correct

5. Intellectual Property

• You own the information you submit
• You can use your poem or roast however you like — personal use, sharing, etc.
• We retain the right to improve and learn from aggregated, anonymised data to improve the service

6. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent allowed under English law, we:

• Are not liable for any loss or damage resulting from use of the service
• Provide no warranty or guarantee of outcomes
• Emphasise that this is a light-hearted, creative tool, not a professional writing service

7. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms as needed. If we make major changes, we’ll let you know on the website.

8. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales.